mcrlesbo:

me: hey can i get a uhhhhh gf

the universe, giving me one: yes understandable have a nice day

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gonegal:

my gf: does anything

me:

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mazapanheart:

my baby: im not sleepy yet

my baby, two mins later: 😴😴💤💗🌙🌟💞💫😴💤🌙💞💞💤💫💞🌙😴💗🌟😴💤💫💞😴💤💗🌙💞🌙🌙💤🌟💗😴💤💫💞🌟💞😴😴💗💤💞🌙🌟

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wlw-suggestion:

*gets a selfie from my gf*

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vampireapologist:

i love hotels. when i walk through hotel hallways with their quiet walls and flat carpets and the smell of the chlorine from the pool i transcend space and time and find peace.

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